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The National Debt Road Trip

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The National Debt Road Trip

Written by TheWolf

June 15th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

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Obama Budget Cuts Visualization

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This is a really good!

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June 11th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

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This is part of the problem in America

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Man fathers 21 children by 11 different women… and he’s only 29

He added that he would not have any more children. ‘I’m done. I’ll say I’m done,’ he said.

Hatchett, who earns a minimal wage, told TV reporters he knows the names and ages of all his offspring.

Their ages range from newborn to 11 years old.

Authorities in Knoxville said they plan to take half of his
monthly salary to pay for the youngsters but officials said that would
work out to just over £1 a week for each.

His lawyer Keith Pope said: ‘The children can’t all be supported by Desmond, so the state of Tennessee has had to step in.’

Many Knoxville residents called for him to be castrated.

He even boasted of fathering four children by different women in the same year.

Hatchett’s name appeared on court documents 11 times representing 15 of his 21  children.

U.S.
authorities are now braced for more women coming forward to claim
Hatchett is the father of their children after he appeared on local TV.

He said the women he was involved with all knew he had other children.

One mother, who has two children with Hatchett, said she should get £44 a month but rarely receives any child support.

‘It’s frustrating, but usually, when I ask he gives it to me,’ she said.

Authorities in Knoxville ordered Hatchett to court  to explain how he intends to pay child support.

He arrived for the hearing with just over £300.

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Written by TheWolf

May 29th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

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Ouch

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Woman bites lover’s penis off in car crash | Metro.co.uk

Woman bites lover’s penis off in car crash

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May 5th, 2009 at 6:06 pm

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California May Ban Black Cars

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WTF!!!!!!!!! 

Michael Arrington
TechCrunch.com
Thursday, March 26, 2009; 2:21 PM

The California legislature is considering regulating the color of cars and reflectivity of paint to reduce the energy requirements to cool them. A presentation on the proposed legislation by the California Air Resources Board is below.

The problem isn’t the color per se, but the reflectivity of the paint overall. And dark colors just don’t reflect well, so they are likely out. “Jet black remains an issue,” says the report.

Anyone who’s ever entered a very hot car knows that it can be cooled down immediately by driving a few feet with the windows open, effectively neutralizing any color-caused heat issues before engaging the air conditioner. But whatever, black is evil.

The new regulations would be phased in beginning in 2012, so if you want that black car, you better buy it soon. More on Autoblog and CrunchGear.

And you thought that black Toyota Pious you bought made you such a good person. Think again, you tree hating energy slob. Luckily, black websites are still ok, even though they, too, use more energy.

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Written by TheWolf

March 27th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

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Senate reviewing how college football picks No. 1

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Why is our congress spending time on this??????  They need to be spending this time reading the Bills they have passed!

REPLACE Congress, every incumbent!!!!

WASHINGTON (AP) - Everyone from President Barack Obama on down to fans has criticized how college football determines its top team. Now senators are getting off the sidelines to examine antitrust issues involving the Bowl Champion Series.

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Written by TheWolf

March 26th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

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Two men die after playing recreational hockey at Sharks Ice in San Jose

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Two men die after playing recreational hockey at Sharks Ice in San Jose - San Jose Mercury News

Two men die after playing recreational hockey at Sharks Ice in San Jose

Scary…….

Written by Crash

February 24th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

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THIS IS WHAT AMERICA IS ABOUT!!!!!!

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A debate and free exchange of ideas at a high school.

AP government teacher Jeff Sherrer said his students “feel very strongly about the issues, maybe more than the general population.” He thought at least one of his students was outside protesting, and he had planned to take his students outside as a class project to show them what was going on but didn’t get the chance.

“These kinds of kids really get into it,” Sherrer said. “During the election we had lots of debates on the issues.”

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Written by TheWolf

February 19th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

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Pa judges accuesed of sending kids to jail for CASH! “Polictical party of thosed judges”

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It took me 10 articles to find out what political party these judges were associated with,  not surprising why it was not mentioned.

Prosecutors say Luzerne County Judges Mark Ciavarella and Michael Conahan took $2.6 million in payoffs to put juvenile offenders in lockups run by PA Child Care LLC and a sister company, Western PA Child Care LLC. The judges were charged on Jan. 26 and removed from the bench by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court shortly afterward.

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Written by TheWolf

February 12th, 2009 at 11:54 am

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Wow…about all I can say.

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Written by Bent

February 9th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

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Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate

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Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. “He’s a smart one. Once he sees the crate, he gets pretty nippy, but we’ve learned a few tricks over the years,” chief VP wrangler Ted Irving breathlessly said while applying pressure to a deep gash on his forearm

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January 14th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

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Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!

Written by Crash

January 1st, 2009 at 1:05 pm

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Fill’Er Up

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Fill ‘Er Up With Human Fat - Forbes.com

How a Beverly Hills doctor powered his SUV using his patients’ spare tires.

Liposuctioning unwanted blubber out of pampered Los Angelenos may not seem like a dream job, but it has its perks. Free fuel is one of them.

For a time, Beverly Hills doctor Craig Alan Bittner turned the fat he removed from patients into biodiesel that fueled his Ford SUV and his girlfriend’s Lincoln Navigator.

Pretty ingenious if you ask me.

Written by Crash

December 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm

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Denver Airport: Plane Skids Off Runway

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December 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm

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AFL scraps ‘09

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The Columbus Dispatch : It’s official: Arena Football League scraps ‘09 season

“On behalf of the Columbus Destroyers, I am disappointed we had to suspend operations but believe it is the proper decision at this time,” Destroyers partner and managing board member Jim Renacci said in a statement. “We, along with other professional sports leagues, are experiencing the worst economic times in over 30 years. As a league, we now must start to build a solid economic plan and we will begin to develop that plan in the next 24 hours

Written by Crash

December 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

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How Your Heating System Works: A Primer

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PM’s Complete Guide to Home Heating Systems - How Your Heat System Works - Popular Mechanics

How Your Heating System Works: A Primer

Cool article on house heating/cooling systems.

Written by Crash

December 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

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Hypertension Might Hinder Thinking - US News and World Report

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Hypertension Might Hinder Thinking - US News and World Report

Looks like another reason to keep your blood pressure in check.

Written by Crash

December 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

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Google’s Top 10 Search Term’s of ‘08

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Oh if it weren’t for Big Brother, we just wouldn’t know!

‘Sarah Palin’ Was ‘08 Fastest-Rising Search Term | Newsweek Technology | Newsweek.com

It’s the end of the world as we know it: As if failing
banks and a rising jobless rate weren’t enough to worry about, the
Large Hadron Collider, a particle accelerator lying under the
Franco-Swiss border, has inspired bigger fears. Doomsday-inclined
scientists say the apparatus, 17 miles in circumference, could
accidentally produce black holes or hypothetical particles known as
strangelets, either of which would destroy the earth. (It was switched
on in early September, to no disastrous effect.) Such science-fiction
outcomes helped make “particle accelerator” or “Large Hadron Collider”
one of the fastest-rising search terms in New Zealand, Austria and
other countries. The French and Swiss, despite sitting on top of the
device, were strangely unworried.

Classic…

Written by Valow

December 11th, 2008 at 5:41 am

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Seriously? WTF!?

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Written by Keiken

December 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

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6 months in jail for cursing

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Another in jail for cussing | Cincinnati Enquirer | Cincinnati.Com

As Koenig and Brautigam turned to walk away from the judge, Brautigam called Koenig “a (bleeping) liar.”

“He used the famous F-word,” Koenig said. “(Ruehlman) asked Mr. Brautigam if he said that.”

Brautigam admitted he had and had directed it at Koenig.

Ruehlman cited Brautigam for contempt and sent him to jail for six months.

“I had to give him six months because I gave the other guy (on Wednesday) six months,” Ruehlman said.

What the Fuck is this world coming too… Lets waste more tax payers money on something stupid. 6 months! come on…… If you want to throw him in jail overnight fine make your point… but fucking 6 months….. retarded

Written by Crash

December 5th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

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