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NHL Team Valuations sorted by Rank – Forbes.com

28 Columbus Blue Jackets 157 4 29 71 -7.1

28 out 30, time to start winning guys.

Boston Kings Hockey — Blog Archive » The Beer League Draft

Got this link off of puckdaddy today and was thinking how true this list was.

Hockey player descriptions in the beer leagues:

• The Ringer – Some teams wait until the playoffs to
  unveil this option. Others go with it right from the opening face-off.
  Either way, without a ringer, your team is done. The challenge for
  managers is convincing a good player to suit up for a bad side. This
  can be accomplished a number of ways, including promises of
  goal-scoring glory and awe-inspired teammates. Most effective, however,
  is let him play for free. It’s simple math, really. Everyone else pays
  an extra $50 and everyone else gets a shot at the “DD” Division title.
• The Tardy Goalie – Hey, thanks for showing up. Only
  five minutes gone in the first. Not like you play a crucial position or
  anything. Take your time, dickhead.
• The Young Guy – At first glance, he can easily be
  mistaken for a ringer, since the young guy still wears the shorts and
  socks of his junior or college team. But it’s time for the next phase
  of life now, and that means an office job. The young guy stays in shape
  for the first half of the year. Sadly, an increasingly sedentary
  existence and late night partying catches up to him by Christmas. 15 to
  20 pounds later, he’s just another player, huffing and puffing with the
  rest. Welcome aboard, kid.
• The Old Guy – Forget the 50-and-over league;
  that’s not for him…even though his gloves reach up to his armpits, and
  he still uses a wood stick. To be fair, the old guy can be an effective
  player, especially if he’s a wily old guy — a hook here and a chop
  there, because that’s how they did it when professional athletes were
  real men. “Eddie Shore — now there was a hockey player! Lost an ear
  against the Maroons. Sewed it back on himself. Never missed a shift.”
• The Naked Guy – Bane of the dressing room. Most
  players have the courtesy to stretch their hamstrings while sporting,
  at the very least, a bit of underwear. Not the naked guy. He’ll carry
  on full conversations, and you had better maintain eye contact like
  your life depended on it….or come face to face with the swinging
  sausage.

Merriman to have season-ending surgery – NFL- nbcsports.msnbc.com

What a moron – the team should have stepped in last year, and this off-season to tell him it must be done. Contract year or not. 4/5 Dr.’s tell you to get surgery, I’d probably listen.

Season Preview: Columbus Blue Jackets on puckdaddy.

Seems to be pretty much right on target to me.

After seeing the card was kind of weak, we didn’t bother watching. So, I thought I would post the link to the results.

UFC 88 results

Report: Tatum Bell is not taking his release well

Video challenge red flag was used.

Men parachute into wrong football stadium

ESPN – Postrace bumping earns Edwards, Kyle Busch probation – Racing

What is it about everyone with the last name Busch, regardless of spelling? Are they required to be a retard?

Philadelphia Flyers wikipedia page vandalized to say icefuckers hockey team. Link to the wiki

From Puck Daddy Blog post.
lol

Looks like you guys got the BigTen network on TW now. Link

These Parents need to chill- 9 year old banned from pitching

the Blue Jackets just announced an ECHL affiliate with the Johnstown Chiefs. Given how the Syracuse Crunch played last year, a partnership with the legendary Chiefs only makes sense. Dispatch Blog

Figures after we left Johnstown….. lol

Interesting read on steroids in high school. Makes you wonder. LINK on Reader’s Digest

International Olympic Committee launches probe into He Kexin’s age – Times Online

Here is an interview with Ken Hitchcock on the Puck Daddy blog – Link

CS – Cool Shit
BS – Bull Shit
ES – Economic Shit
NS – Nerd Shit
SS – Sports Shit
FS – Funny Shit
MS – Movie Shit
GS – Gambling Shit
PS – Political Shit
SciS- Science Shit
WS – Weird Shit
BSR – BS-Report Shit

More to come I am certain.